Found this quite hillarious..... We all like jokes, not because we mean harm but because we look for the irony in a laughable circumstance. That is why we have listed some funny jokes relevant to white people.
This listing is a variety of sub cultural funnies from inside the white community. Yes that means, “Redneck jokes”, “trailer trash jokes”, and anything funny that is related to white people.
**If you are easily offended please stop reading here. Thanks!!**
Funniest White People Jokes
1. Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.
2. What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? The NBA.
3. A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
4. Someone in your family died right after saying “Hey, y’all watch this!”
5. What do you call a girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A red neck virgin.
6. You know you are white if you think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
7. Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
8. What has thirty-five legs and sixteen teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
9. What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
10. What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
11. How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can’t tell racist jokes.
12. What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour.
13. What do you call it when a white person steals another races land? A tradition.
14. A white guy is going to a Star Trek convention. He worries that painting himself brown for his Klingon costume might be interpreted as racist.
15. You might be a redneck if your daughter’s sweet sixteen is sponsored by Budweiser.
Yes, this post is by a white person. If you are offended by any of these jokes please feel free to leave a comment and open up the discussion.
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