2014 is here already, so ladies if you are in this category; please change so that your BF can finally put a ring on it.
1. Excessively Drunk Women – When I was a boy I thought a group of drunk women was the move. When I go to the club now and see a chick throwing up in the bathroom, I get repulsed. Who’s mans is this?!
2. All the way turned up –
Why I can hear you in a club on any night is a problem. It’s loud,
there’s loud music, and still I can hear your voice shrieking over the speakers. Or what about those women who can’t control their volume when their drunk and try and talk in your ear but they’re screaming?
3. Negative Women –
These women think everything is wack. “How about this lovely
80 degree weather today?” “This is wack, why these girls think it’s ok
to be wearing their open toes?!”
4. Impatience –
They hate waiting. They are the type to tell you to let them know when
you have arrived at the restaurant so they can leave their house. They
have cavities on each side of their mouth from sucking their teeth so
much.
5. Teen Spirit Women: Waiting to be entertained –
These are the ones who are rimming the club waiting for the party to
jump off. They bring nothing to the party, but will call it wack because
it didn’t turn into a bashment. Although, they didn’t come to dance
anyway.
6. Random hair cuts or attempts to go natural –
Have you ever seen that look a man has when he’s been caught cheating?
It is NOTHING compared to meeting up with his boo and she decided to cut
all her hair off. Your hair was down to the middle of your back yesterday, but now you sporting a Kobe fro. We will not be partying like it’s 1999 boo.
7. Liars –
You can just tell this woman is lying. And often times it’s about
something she doesn’t have to lie about. She got a hating friend who
tells you all her business, especially about how she buys fake designer
shoes. And you witness her blacking on some dude; “My shoes cost more
than your whole outfit, negro!” #DIQUE.
8. Ms. Know It All –
I don’t even have words to describe this one because she probably wants
to describe it herself. When you told her that eating too much salmon
could cause mercury poisoning,
she even brought her grandmother into it, “My grandmother ate salmon
everyday and she lived to be 106!” Seriously, this woman can’t take a piece of advice or fact that she didn’t come up with to save her life.
9. Attention Hordes –
These women are always showing out looking for a reaction in
the building. She usually has the attention of most of the guys, but if
there’s one focusing on one of her friends, she makes it a point to hook
that guy too. “Oh you got a nice chest. Do you work out?” Meanwhile,
dude ain’t got a six-pack, he got a loaf of bread and he’s drinking a
40.
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